Pyjamarection

The socially inconvenient stonk while wearing pyjamas that cannot be hidden without resorting to desperate tactics (e.g. Thatcher Porn)

(In a sleepover situation)

Dude 1: Dude, get up
Dude 2: Can't dude
Dude 1: Why dude?
Dude 2: Pyjamarection dude?
*awkward silence*

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