Someone who is a furry who watches Pyrocynical, and develops sexual attractions to his voice and sexy Foxy The Pirate avatar.
Male 1: "Oh man I thought I was straight but when I watch his videos I have these Pyrosexual feelings. Like I just want to masturbate so hard when I hear his voice talking shit about garden gnomes"
Male 2: "Get a fucking life"
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The act of being aroused by either looking at or being engulfed by flames.
The act of being aroused by Pyrocynical
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A person who, upon seeing or hearing fire, becomes sexually aroused. May or may not fantasize about and/or desire intercourse with fire.
George is a pyrosexual, make sure he doesn't try to rape the camp fire.
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The raging urge to engage in sexual activity with fire.
Tyler stick his penis into a bond fire yesterday, I guess heβs pyrosexual
Someone who is sexualy aroused by the lighting and witnessing of fire
We all know Bert started Ash Wednesday. He's been a raging pyrosexual since Grade 4 Scout Camp
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Someone who has intense and/or sexual feeling towards the internet personality "Pyrocynical".
These people can be binary or non-binary but most of them are lesbian/gay.
Person a): Hey man
Person b): Hey dude, what's up?
Person a): I think I'm feeling kinda Pyrosexual!
Person b): What's that?
Person a): Oh, I wanna f*ck Pyrocynical.
Person b): The youtuber?
Person a): Yeah!
Person b): Me Too!
Person a): You're the best friend ever.