QE2

A large piece of excrement left floating in the toilet, usually requiring several flushes and possible use of a super-soaker to get rid of it.

Who left that QE2 in the toilet? I tried to flush it seven times but the damn thing won't go.

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QE2

As if QE1 wasn't enough.

Economist 1: It seems like we are finally "out" of the recession!
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: OK GUISE LET'S PRINT MOAR MONEY.

Economist 2: Well.. how much did you have in mind?
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: HOW MUCH MONIES IS IN CIRCULATION??
Economist 3: About 800 Billion Dollars.
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: OK IMMA PRINTIN OVER 900 BILLION DOLLARZZ
Economist 4: Alright, and what should we call your stupid plan?
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: FUCK THE RICH, GIVE TO THE POOR, I'M ROBIN HOOD MOTHAFUCKAAA.
Economist 5: Actually President Obama is currently using that name for his administration..
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: WAT WAS MAH OLD PLAN CALLED??
Economist 6: QE1.
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: DEN CALL DIS ONE QE2 KOO KOO KACHOO!

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QE2

Similar to motorboating, but in cases of extremely large breasts when regular motorboating is neither powerful enough nor does justice to the wonderful mammaries of the young lady.

Matt: "I would love to motoboat Christina Hendricks."
Fonda: "You couldn't motorboat those things, you need to QE2 those man."

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