A very bad disease, where the man's penis is so small it can only be seen in the quantum realm. only .0001% of the population in the world has it.
Aiden: Broski! I heard that Alex went from Atomicpenisism to Quantumpenisism!
Everyone else: W H A T E V E N I S T H A T
Aiden: his penis can basically only be seen in the quantum realm now, may his dick rest in peace.
Everyone else: F