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Quaranteenager

A person coming of age in the coronaviral age, home-schooled, missing out on dating, beer, pot and every other rite of social passage.

Watching "Clueless", "Ladybird" and "Booksmart" while in lockdown, she yearned to experience the geeky teen years which were her birthright and hated-hated-hated being a dorky quaranteenager.

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

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Quaranteenager

Descriptive Noun: A teenager exhibiting signs of stress due to extended isolation due to a quarantine.

After 10 days of 'shelter-in-place' and social distancing, my daughter's cumulative angst has turned her into a very grumpy quaranteenager.

by JoeRock March 29, 2020


Quaranteenager

a teen stuck at home with their family because of the cOroNaviRus.
they want to shrivel up and die.

quaranteenager: i miss school and my friends
psychopath: WOOOOOOOOO

by dumthiccanimeboyshitdiff April 3, 2020

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