quarter chub

A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.

1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."

2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."
"I can't! I've got a halfie!"
"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"
"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"

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Quarter Chub

The state between a semi and flacid when reffering to the penis

She gave me a raging quarter chubb

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Quarter chub

1/4 total mass

“Man at work today I kept getting a quarter chub.”

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three quarter chub

One quarter away from a full on boner

When I was dancing with that girl last night I got a three quarter chub so quick. I think she liked it dude

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