Queensanitis

Severe laziness.

Often caused by living in Queens or by visiting Queens for extended periods of time.

Can also be caused by extreme usage of alcohol or marijuana.

Eli: Pass the chips.
Avi: I can't move to get them. I have Queensanitis.
Eli: You're so lazy!
Avi: Why don't you get it them?
Eli: I can't, it's too far.

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