Queest

A wooden pigeon.

Her: I like guys who use toys during sex
Me: pulls out queest
Her: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Queest

Liam if you’re reading this, you’re a fucking sped

Queest: You’re also dying alone

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Queesting

Inviting a lover under the covers for purposes of chit-chat.

I long for a multi-syllabic queesting.

Queesting was her strong suit, snoring was mine.

Queesting first, spanking later.