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Quob

An asexual term for the Deity The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
As The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and everything in it, they also must have created sex and gender, and as they already existed they must be of no gender and of all genders simultaneously. So to refer to The Flying Spaghetti monster as He, She, Her, or Him would inaccurate, so the term Quob is sometimes used, or not.

The FSM is a robust self confident Deity, not a delicate snowflake of a Deity that other religions seem to have, so Quob will not get upset if you say something that may construed as "taking the FSM's name in vain" , that and the fact they are probably too drunk to notice.

by Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie December 1, 2016

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quob

Adapted from the word 'quad' when the almighty Twinkleting groaned 'form a quad' a long time ago in a football match.

The Twinkleting was alert of their imminent loss and sensed a need for change. He blerted FORM A QUOB.

by Fattest dab October 9, 2018

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