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The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"
"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.
"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
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The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.
Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"
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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"
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The act of punching someone in both eyes during sex giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.
Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.
Ex. 1: Nice night to go Raccooning. What say ye gents?
Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.
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Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.
The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.
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The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.
Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"
Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."
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The act of taking things gradually over time, usually after a breakup. Also when someone borrows something without asking, and forgetting to return it before it is missed.
When I came home and realized my couch was gone, I knew my girlfriend was raccooning me.
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When a girl aggressively blows a guy so hard she tears up, making her mascara/eyeliner run, giving her the appearance of a racoon
"Dude, I face-fucked her so hard she was raccooning even before I came