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An erection that is way out of fucking control.
Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?
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when a man gets a boner and runs around his house breaking items with it, such as windows, lamps, and otherwise glass objects.
Guy 1: “yo what happened to your window bro?”
Guy 2: “man I got a raging boner the other night”
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A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.
I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!
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When you get a super erect penis when your mad
Guy 1:That Damn Mat h teacher gave me a f on my recent math test Guy 2: Ikr she did too Guy 1:It gave me such a raging boner Guy:2:Oh Umm wow... Tmi?
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When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it
Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher
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A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!
I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!
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When a man becomes so angry that the increase in blood pressure actually causes him to attain an erection.
"O'Neill was so angry about the woman who let her son wear her used panties on his face that he actually got a rage boner."
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