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In corporate America, an employee who is both admired and scorned because he or she has risen to a level of high rank and pay whilst doing little to nothing because of preternatural luck and an innate ability to hide in plain sight.
That Dave is such a riser; look at him pretend to work at his computer even though we all know he is reading song lyrics.
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The riser an unwanted boner that becomes erect at a slow, even pace. Some experts maintain that the riser can be combated by thinking of fishing, baseball, your naked grandmother, etc. There has never been a documented cure for the onset of a riser.
I was waiting to check out at the grocery store, and I got a riser out of nowhere.
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There are many proper definitions for the word riser.
As a noun.
1. A person who rises, esp. from bed: to be an early riser.
2. The vertical face of a stair step.
3. Any of a group of long boards or narrow platforms that can be combined in stepwise fashion: The choir stood on a horseshoe of risers behind the orchestra.
4. A vertical pipe, duct, or conduit.
5. Metallurgy. a chamber or enlarged opening at the top of a mold for allowing air to escape or adding extra metal.
As a adjective.
1. Advancing, ascending, or mounting.
2. Growing or advancing to adult years.
As an adverb.
1. Somewhat more than.
2. In approach of; almost; well-nigh.
Example for #3 as a noun: The choir stood on a horseshoe of risers behind the orchestra.
Example for #1 as a adjective: Rising smoke.
Examples for #1 & #2 as a adverb are below.
#1: The crop came to rising 6000 bushels.
#2: A lad rising sixteen.
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the spontaniuous rising of the penis, due usually to sexual arousment
When she leaned in to kiss him, she felt his riser against her leg.
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A derogatory name for a male; Used as an insult towards another man: Gay male stripper.
Jim is such a pony riser.
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noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.
"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"