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to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.
John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.
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Rubbing bacon on it makes it feel better
Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine
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Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"
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