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A hyperactive ditzy ass TV host that has conned thousand of novice cooking wives to believe they can prepared a gourmet meal in 30 minutes.
Husband: "Damn Boo I am hungry I could eat a horse. Whats for dinner?"
Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.
Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"
Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"
Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"
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A TV cook turned talkshow host who coined the phrase YUM-O, DILISH and EVOO (extra virgin olive oil), and persuades you into believing you can prepare a scrumptous meal in less than 30-minutes. She has some bizarre fettish with the word DATE(s), as in the romance type, when preparing meals. I have no love life whatsoever, so why the heck would I care about having a date with any stupid woman?? She has a ditzy, talkative personality, a scratchy voice and big birth hips.
Rachel Ray needs to trim down the enthusiasm. Her joy makes me sick.
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Somebody who can take a Giada de Laurentiis dish and cook it in 30 minutes or less!
"That Giada dish...well I did a Rachel Ray on it! I get to enjoy the same flavors with half the time!"
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a women with training bra titties and child bearing hips. has not right to show people how to cook. p.s. yum-o
watch 30 minute meals with rachel ray
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The sexual act of when a male partakes in sex from behind, and at one point the female starts to poop Creamed Corn.
That girl in my Biology Class, wowzers I would totally like to do the Rachel Ray(ing) with her.
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A disingenuous facial contortion that is supposed to convey an orgasmic YUMMO moment but does not vary from use to use.
"I can't believe you gave that Michael Bay movie a good review! It was terrible!"
"But I love Michael Bay movies."
"You're indiscriminate in your affections. Stop giving him Rachel Ray Face."
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When your girlfriend cooks something so delicious it makes you want to propose.
Girlfriend : How does the food taste?
Boyfriend: This shit is GOOD, like Rachel Ray good! Will you marry me?