Ramenized

The magic that happens to ramen when you add water to it.

Kid: OMG DUDE!!!!!!! That ramen just fucken ramenized itself!!!!!

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Ramen

The only thing between 500,000 Americans and utter starvation.

"Ramen is the shit. Obviously."

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Ramen

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

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Ramen

Can be acquired in two convenient, and scrumptious, forms.

1) Cup O' Ramen.
2) Brick O' Ramen.

College students base their diets around beef, shrimp, chicken, and oriental flavored noodles.

There are better, tastier foods to purchase, such as hot pockets and bagel bites. But ramen saves money so you can buy more liquor, so who really gives a fuck.

Jess, a college student, has ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She's lucky that ramen exists, because if it didn't, she'd be crying from starvation and drinking no more tears shampoo.

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ramen

(n.)
A freeze-dried block of survival.

Contrary to popular belief, use of stove is not required to prepare this meal of many flavours. No real measurements are needed. Just a bowl, some water, the ingredients in the package and a microwave oven. Approximately 1 minute and 20 seconds on high will do the trick.

I've actually found ramen on sale for seven cents a package.

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Ramen

Magical joy-giving substance made of most mysterious reagents. Often coupled with water in cauldron bubble to unleash the power of the joy.

Double, double, ramen and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

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Ramen

A college student's staple food, given that most of the poor kid's money will go directly towards tuition and rent.

8 packets of Ramen noodles for a dollar. Not a bad deal at all, since that's all most students can afford until their next paychecks.

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