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He’s the most loyal guy you’ll ever meet. He looks intimidating but don’t let that fool you. He’s a simp for his girl. Very strong and buff and would klll for his girl. He’s the funniest and coolest person to be around. If you’re lucky enough for him to consider you his friend or partner. He definitely has a god complex because he simply is one.
Taisa: whose that guy over there he’s sexy?
Dani: bltch that’s Randel and he’s mine.
A man trying to deny having a massive boner by diverting the conversation to global warming.
Dante: Whoa! That guy has something trying to get out of his pants.
Harold: Who?
Dante: That guy. He has a... Global Warming?
Harold: Pfft. What a Randel
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A man with a large penis and a small body
Austin: Whoa did you see Jon?
Mike: No what about him?
Austin: He is a total Randel! Probably gets mad booty.
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Randel is a powerful yet wise man, he has conquered the power of darkness and death through the power of his bright light. Shield or wolf is symbolises his incredible and seductive name, a defender of Asguardians, the heavens, and the humankind against supernatural forces. His the king of fairy kingdom, a ruler and guardian of light and order, who brings balance and healing to all living things. His presence shuns like ray of sunlight, as his wrath exemplify as a power of lighting and thunder. The fire in his heart and water as calm as the sea in his skin will heal you. Despite losing the battle from Thanos, from Avengers end game, he protected the infinity stones to rescue the heroes from Satan’s power, that all living creatures will have a promising and happy ever after. The might of his strength can move mountains, planets, souls, seas, wind, fire, like a tremendous defying gravity. Diamonds symbolises his purity, gold symbolises his heart, crystals symbolises his eyes and amethyst symbolises his love, ultimately ruby symbolises his passion for helping others.
Nature is his favourite place to live, aside from other planets or dimensions. He loves the sound of the breezing air, the calmness of the waters, the healing powers of floras , and the abundant diversity of Faunas. His taught scan read mind, move matter like a telepathic and telekinesis energy.
Since James was the chief captain, Randel was his special subordinate.
Dr. Randel, please proceed to emergency room.
a wonderful and imaginative girl who no one should ever let out of their grip. likes to figure people out and usually mind fucks the hell outta people when the chance arises. she can bring joy to everyone's life and loves to make those around her the happiest she can. can be a bit negative and VERY harsh but means well at the end of the day. don't even take her kindness for weakness, she can take it back in a manner of seconds and make you regret your every life decision. she doesn't need people but the fact that she wants them around for the rest of her days is what makes her so wonderful. she is someone that everyone needs to meet in their life.
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There are four parts to the Randell
Part 1: Lubricate your hand and cock.
Part 2: Put your hand on top of a sink that is at cock level
Part 3: Thrust your cock into your hand (reverse jerk)
Part 4: Splooge directly into the sink
Dude 1: Aw man I totally did the Randell last night.
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: It's where you reverse jerk into the sink
Dude 2: Damn that sounds sick I'll brb
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