Randem

A play on the word Random, the o replaced with e because thats totally random. Randem is the term to describe a level of humour so low that it only appeals those who watch Vine compilations that were only vaguely funny back in 2014.. They never make sense in the context of the scene, usually to make the reader, viewer or player think "wow that was soooo randem! XD", it is often used as a last resort when the writers are too lazy to think of anything actually funny. Randem things are often loud, obnoxious and are mercifully over as soon as it starts to satisfy kids with attention spans of at least 1.89 seconds. Randem humor is made to invoke the XD reaction subtype, a specific type of reaction that is used when the brain doesn't have the mental capabilities to process why something has happened or why it was funny so it will just default to making the XD.

Person A: "Look at this randem video I found! XD"
Person A: *Sends a randem video*
Person B: "Wow thats so funny and randem! XD"

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Randemic

An epidemic of bad attitude that has spread through human populations across a large region; for instance multiple continents, or even worldwide. This bad attitude concerns time management, responsibility, keeping promises, and being honest.

Randemic diseases cause a heavy destruction of life as well as civil liberty.

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Batty randem

A satchel like bag used to transport drugs by 'runners'

Running with them batty randems