Rape Snuggle

A hug that is awkward and uncomfortable. It always takes way longer than it should. You are being squeezed too tight and often have body parts touching that should normally not be touching. The sniffing of hair and a whispered, “Don’t make it weird” usually follows. When released from the hug, you feel slightly dirty and the need for an adult. Unless you are the one performing the rape snuggle, in which case, you have a satisfied smile on your face upon completion.

The Man: “Did you see that?! Lorenzo just rape snuggled that girl.”

Mo: “I saw it and I don’t know how he gets away with it. He’s already gone through six sensitivity classes.”

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snuggle rape

1. To snuggle and then have surprise sex

2. To snuggle while having sex

1. *snuggle* I love you so much *BAM sex*

2. They were doing it missionary so they could snuggle into eachother

Can be used in a sentence:

I'd like to snuggle rape the shit out of you

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