ravioli scar

Where almost every article of clothing you own has some tomato based stain on it that you haven't been able to get out, thus a Ravioli scar.

Dave: "Honey?! I found the tee you won me at Atlantic City, remember?"
Honey: (shouts from a distance) "Are you talking about the one with the Ravioli scars on it?"
Dave: (a reluctant and shameful reply) "Yeah, whatever."
Honey: "You never could hold your pasta!"