Ray Hudson

Ray originally was a footballer, most known as a Newcastle FC player, and later football manager. He is now the lead commentator for La Liga football on BEIN Sports and is quite entertaining to listen to. This man has more passion for football than any man put together. He loves players like Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Luis Suarez and when one of them scores even the silliest goal against the smallest team, it sounds like he’s having an incredible orgasm. He truly loves the game and is most known for his love of Messi.

Some famous Ray Hudson quotes include

“MESSI! You could drop a tarantula into his shorts, and he’d still be cool!”

“Again, the menescing man arrives!”

“Cleaner than neutrogena, the man from Argentina!”

“Marcelo! Marcelo! Marcelo!”

“David de Who?”