Rear View

(verb) To purposefully drive (dangerously) close behind a mini van, watching whatever movie the kids in the back have chosen to view on the flip down screen. Traditionally a Disney/Pixar movie (such as WALL-E, Finding Nemo, etc.) is viewed.

"Dude where you been? We've been waiting for 2 hours!"

"Sorry! I missed my exit by 10 miles while rear viewing this family in front of me! You know how much I love Toy Story!"

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cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee

1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.

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Rear View Hottie

a girl who has the perfect back features but doesnt match up on the other side...head in the pillow kind of job!

man look at that girl in front of us shes hot!

*girl turns around*

shit what was that daphne and celeste song?!

you just got a rear view hottie! unlucky!

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Rear-View Stalker

That guy in the car in the front seat who keeps looking at you through the rear-view mirror.

"I can't sleep, that rear-view stalker keeps looking at me!"

rear-view regret

n. The feeling of instantaneous regret/remorse when one's disregard for rules goes immediately and horribly wrong.


Often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.

This feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.

**Rear-view regret in action**

Fletcher:
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

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Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision!

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rear view mirror

A rear view mirror is when your current sexual partner is a dook chute doppelganger as a previous partner

I dont know if I miss Tina or what but when Jessica bends and spreads its like im looking in a rear view mirror

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Rear View Mirror Poop

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

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