Person 1-- Hey we should go see Red Riding Hood.
Person 2-- Ew no, Twilight's gay.
Person 1-- Nevermind then, we'll see something else.
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The act of giving a girl a bear hug while on her period, thus squirting out her period blood into a cup (or any other apparatus) then adding vanilla ice cream to it to make a delicious treat.
Jason: "Hey honey? Do we have anything to eat?"
Anna: "No, but I'm on my period and i can make you a red riding hood!"
"Hey man did you ever get with that girl last night?'
"No, but she left a red riding hood on my freaking bed!"
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a schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers.
"have you seen that girl they've been talking about?"
"little red riding hood?"
"yeah"
"that bitch stole my turkey"
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(Israeli expression)
When you invite someone to meet on an innocent pretence and then ambush them (for example beat them up, kill them, blackmail them)
Dude, this guy invited me for a pizza and it actually was a little red riding hood
Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.
Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.
Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.
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When you bang/fingerblast a biddy while they're on their period
*Does not apply to eating the red snapper, that shit's nasty*
"I totally went Little Red Riding Hood last night after crushing a rack of Beer30 Light.
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