Redneck Edgelord: Think Benjamin Burnley singing "Polyamorous"
Benjamin Burnley: Ma Paulie Haymerruss frieeeeeeeeeeeend yü Gaamii innamass saw've trüblü gaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn SOW JOSH WAYNE YüTHINKTHATCHüRARROIGHT OMCALLINNOUTFRA'AM THüINSOIDE I NEVER HURT ANY-WAN I NEVER LISTEN ADDALL JOSH STAYAWAY FRA'AMTHA WHOITE LOIGHT OI'D SAYYAWORSTSOIDE YABBESTSOIDE I NEVER HURT ANY-WAN I NEVER LISTEN ADDALL!!!
Me: Wow, what a Redgelord!!! *drum-drum, high-hat cymbal*