Refire

Needing to start something over, because it failed.

Especially when cooking. Done often by A.Allaudin

What you do after you fuck something up...REFIRE

That's why we call him refire.

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refirement

the unfortunate situation when a boss or leader gives you the ultimatum of retiring or being fired.

Jim was forced into refirement when his leader, Dave, pulled him into a meeting room and told him he needs to retire or he will be fired.

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Refired

When someone old is fired from their job and they are too old to find a new job so they subsequently retire.

This term was coined by Eugene McBride in his novel “The considerations of family, life, and firefighting”

“Congratulations on retirement Bill”!
“Thank you Deborah. I was actually refired. This is a bad situation because I may lose my house over it. By the way, did you include cash in the retirement card”?

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Refirement

Refirement: When your employer is so tired of dealing with an employee they escort the employee from the property in front of their peers and permanently ban the employee from ever returning to the property. Additionally, the employer is more than willing to provide a lump sum settlement to simply never have to see/deal with the employee again. This is often seen in government positions since they are using tax payers funds.

The traditional end of career celebrations are not held and gold watches are not given.

“Refired” employees typically have no friends in the workplace and are hated their fellow employees. This often leads to all other employees celebrating like the monks celebrating when Ace Ventura exited the monastery in “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”

Mr. Gray was forced into refirement from the municipal government. No gold watch and walked to the door and given a check.

refired

To be fired twice from a job you already really really hated.

After Whitey got fired the first time and they hired him back that motherfucker got refired because hes stupid