Reif

To have a huge penis

That guy has a reif in his pants

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Reif

worthless

If you dont do your work, your going to end up reif!

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REIF

A commodity measured only by awesomeness

That’s REIF af

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Reifing

When an older guy hits on a younger girl.(usually no older than 15)

Alex was reifing the new 15 year old employee.

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Reif Job

As an incoming freshman, when you are so desperate and you lower your standards into the gutter and just want to fit in with the "cool kids" that you find the ugliest and easiest girl on the floor late one night and bring her into your room and turn the lights off and then watch the top of her head bob on your lap. Then afterwards you brag to all of your friends about how some hot girl went down on you for the first time ever until they come to find out she was fugly and you then get made fun of for the rest of your sorry life.

"Dude, did you hear that Connor got a Reif job?"

"Dude, I just heard that Connor got a Reif job. Is it true?"

"WTF? He let that gross troll 'S' his 'D'?"

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Jake Reif

A total fag or complete retard

This guy is a total Jake reif!

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