Reigate

Posh town near Redhill and Crawley, that Redhill and Crawley kids regard as nerd-central. Reigate kids think they're better than Redhill kids (they are)

'You wanna go to Redhill or Crawley'
Reigate kid: 'No, I'd rather die'.

Reigate Kid: 'At least I'm not from Redhill'.

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Reigate College

A beautiful community where chavvy rich white kids care more about decreasing their life expectancy by 30 years in the smoking area than their education. This is where tories in north face jackets come together and complain about poor people on benefits. Diversity at Reigate College is banned, and if you’re caught being black you will be sent home.

Ben: “I love Reigate college”

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