Relapist

A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.

"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.

Committed Relapist

Someone who is always in a serious and committed relationship even though the relationships don't last and move way too quickliy. Who the relapist is in a relaptionship with changes frequently and singleness lasts only hours.

Dude, be single for a while, you're such a committed relapist

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