Relaxiating

When you're too fucked up to use the write word in a story.

I'm just relaxiating over here.

Relaxies

Australian and Leeds slang for tracksuit bottoms.

I'm just going to put on my relaxies.
Those relaxies are a fabulous colour.

relaxy

the state a man is in when super relaxed to the point of an euphoric, out-of-this-world experience, often during a massage. a galaxy of relaxation.

girl: (massaging back) "do you feel better?"

boy: "i feel ... very relaxy."

pause

boy: "you know, like a galaxy of relaxation."

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maxi relaxi

A maxi relaxi is a slang name name for an alcoholic beverage, the name is short for 'maximum relaxedness' refers only to poured pints

'Stop pinching my chips nd get me a maxi relaxi'

relaxy taxi

A deliberate decision to chill. A symbolic journey in a livery vehicle of relaxation.

Easy, easy, stop acting all geeked up. What you need is a ride in the relaxy taxi.

Relaxi Taxi

what you hop into when you're feeling too stressed out

Dude, hop on the relaxi taxi and chill the fuck out, you're going to be fine

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Relaxi taxi

Said to someone who needs to calm down as a way to infuriate them.

Matt: who ate all my chilli

Gabriel: relaxi taxi bro your girlfriends not even real

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