Remuniversity

A combination of Remuneration and University. To study at Remuniversity means to study for a qualification or degree that will actually end up making you enough money to live above the poverty line.

Matty: Hey Chad, what degree are you studying?

Chad: Oh I'm doing a B.A., majoring in history and philosophy.

Matty: Oh harsh, no remuniversity for you eh?

Chad: Hey, I could always become a history of philosophy teacher!