Filipino term, often used for love matchmaking Where one friend introduces you to someone you could potentially date.
Matchmaker: Hey I will reto you to (someone)
or
Hopeless romantic: Hey can you reto me to your friend?
Matchmaker: Okay I’ll tell him/her to hit you up
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Reto is a name for Swiss people, however they didnt know that its actually the short term for Retard.
Yo Fred my Toblerone is a square instead of a triangle.
Yeah its probably a Reto Toblerone
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Can be a girl or a guy. Usually a hot lookin chick with a thick ass. You can also refer to a fat dude this word.
Wow. She is so hot! She must be a reto!
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Describes a hot chick or a fat dude.
Wow. She is so hot. She must be a reto!
Wow. He is so fat. He must be a reto
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A song by the Network a.k.a. Green Day
Have you heard that song Reto my the Network
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A monkey that has transformed into a human, has unique characteristics like as terrible breath and armpits, but he has a good heart, good manners, and respect for many others.
If you see someone who has bad breath and armpits, immediately shout Fransiskus Rivaldo Florencesa Reto
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