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Reverse Jesus was born on Good Friday and died on Christmas day, when he was hunted down by three wise men for outstanding debts of frankincense and myrrh. Reverse Jesus turns wine into water, and kills YOU for his sins.
Reverse Jesus makes you forget how to fish entirely.
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When you drink so much wine that it starts to taste like water.
Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."
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When you have diarrhea, turning food into water.
Hey Steve, I don't think I can make it into work today, I came down with a mean case of the Reverse Jesus.
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a drink that mixes water with wine,
hence turning water into wine.
"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus
A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.
C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.