Reverse-caring

When you want to say something (such as a joke) but nobody ends up caring.
It basically means nobody cares/asked.

I just wanted to tell a joke, but everyone was reverse-caring!

Reverse Care Bear

Instead of shooting love out of your chest à la Care Bears, you shoot love on to someone chest à la Xavier Thicc.

Bro, I pulled a Reverse Care Bear on my girl last night, all glazed up like a glazed doughnut.

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Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!