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Rex Schwidlewski is the most awesome man you will ever meet
He is a sigma
His milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard
He is basically perfect in every way
Girl 1: "Woah omg is that Rex Schwidlewski he's so cool"
Gay guy: "Wow I wish he was gay"
Straight guy: "I'm not even gay but he's so hot"
A 7 ft 6 glorious king with blue eyes, definitely does not take fentanyl and mushrooms. Has a level 15 gyatt with skibidi rizz. Fights the gender pay wage gap on the daily. Drives a hellcat. Hates period cramps, THE BIGGEST JOHNSON. You could not even comphrehend how glorious this specimen he wields the power autism. He's been mewing since the heian era, he often hunts down women of age for their gyats cause he's got that dawg in him. His canthal tilt is so positive just like the std test he got. He rizzed up baby gronk and livvy dunne so incrediblely and stupendously hard they ropemaxxed he's that glorious.
Girl 1: OMG is that Rex Schwidlewski! I've heard he fights the gender wage gap and has a hellcat!
Girl 2: What the flip! He's so sigma!
Girl 1: Wowzzers!
Straight male: I'm straight but this guy is hot I'd let him iht with his drake but like he doesnt like kids like drake cause hes not a pdf file <3