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The Capital of Iceland, around 120,000 living in the city, 180,000 in the municipality. Known for expensive beer, great nightlife, and good music.
Reykjavik's the coolest city on earth.
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Chlamydia.
Originates from Iceland’s high rate of casual sex, which has caused the country to have the highest rate of chlamydia in Europe for the last 10 years.
She gave me a Reykjavik handshake when we hooked up last night.
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Around a hot spring, gather a group of ladies looking to auto-impregnate and a group of donors. Have the donors wank into the spring and stir briskly with an oar. Everybody takes a dip and, I don't know, makes fondue or something.
"If you're looking to get pregnant I'm having a Reykjavik Sperm Bank in Jackson Hole this weekend. You should come!"
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