Rice mama

A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.

There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.

Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.

Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.

rice on mama

The most sincere form of commitment or the guarantee of the highest purity of a substance.

Person A: I swear to God on my life. Let my mama burn in hell, that I will be there.
Person B: "RICE ON MAMA", NIGGA?

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