Richard Fitswell

Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.

Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!

Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.

Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?

Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!