Rinfrette

Hairy animal much like Bigfoot or Yeti, except much less intelligent. Mostly seen in northwest America in the forest or a park like setting. From Old English rinnan (“to run”), from Proto-Germanic *rinnaną (“to run”) and fretting, to eat away or gnaw. Believed to be because the Rinfrette will usually run away from humans and has the appearance of being gnawed at by a bear. Also loves music by Rihanna.

“Do you see that Rinfrette behind the tree?, It smells so bad, oh my god why is it’s penis so tiny?”

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