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a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy
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Verb: to rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any recepticle.
Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of 8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.
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To fart (ferociously)
Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?
Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.
Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
To fart (ferociously)
Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?
Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.
Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
To fart (ferociously)
Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?
Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.
Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.