penile rivulet

1. a whiny man tantruming over something petty

2. a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite sex

3. a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks

Husband: You didn't starch my socks!

Wife: Stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own goddamn laundry from now on!

OR

"Maybe if you weren't acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick."

OR

Office Worker: How do I turn on the copy machine?

Co-Worker: What are you? A penile rivulet?

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Rivulet

a hot sexy slippery slugcat (probably) on cocaine from rainworld. in other words, SMASH

dude did you just beat yourself to beating Rivulet's campaign?

rivulet

my wife

rivulet is my wife trust