Road Boner

A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.

I had 73 road boners on the trip to Ohio.

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bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."

While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.

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