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The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.
My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.
When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.
Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's
Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.
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"Ew look at her road map" "I know! you can totally see all of New York"
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titties that look like the map of wisconsin
Damn!?! Look at those road map titties!?!
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When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.
When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.
Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut
After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map
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When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.
Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.