Road Zombie

A driver that seemingly comes out of nowhere at a speed much greater than yours and just as they are about to pass, they disappear in your blind spot. They then hide in your blind spot for the duration of your trip effectively stopping you from having freedom of movement or even relaxing. You can speed up, you can slow down but the Road Zombie stays fixed on you as they are the parasite and you are the host.

It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.

My God Peggy, we just picked up a Road Zombie. Fasten your seatbelt, I am gonna try and shake them.

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Zombie road

A road near St. Louis Missouri which is the most haunted place in america.Hundreds of people have died there and satanist often go there to scrafice amimals.

Did you ever go down zombie road?

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