rochford

A devote baptist. Fun is against its religion. Has a knack for fucking things up. Used in plural it is known as rochfordized.

Wow, somebody really rochfordized that!
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Rochford

Large computer that resides at Folsom High.

Includes a manuel of CISCO Networking.

This machine does not allow the users to play games.

Also see Boring.

Going to Rochford?

Yeah... No CS today.

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Brian Rochford

Unreal at Pro Evo!

My name's Brian Rochford, I'm unreal at pro evo!

K-FO: "Damn I lost AGAIN!"
MOB: "You're no Brian Rochford"
Lorcan: "Yeah he's UNREAL at pro evo!"

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Stephen Rochford

A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.

Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!