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Term used to describe intense geologists or Earth Science teachers who obtain erections at the sight of young men, or smooth cleavage in metamorphic rocks. Usually prefer minerals with a hardness less than that of their own. The majority are teachers at the Junior High Level, but some stray into higher professions.
Dude I swear our Earth Science teacher got a hard one when he looked at that basalt.
I know, he must be a Rock Man!
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A dime piece; A unicorn; A woman who is so gorgeous that you have to have her on your arm.
Look at the man rock he is sporting.
(n).. An emotionally dead and/or incredibly boring person.
Did you see the new kid at class today? He was a TOTAL man rock!
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an ancient genre of music which derived from the blues era and steadily turned into the a form of hard rock music that can only be classed by this genre if abiding to the theory: if you can slouch in a chair/couch/recliner etc, put one hand down your trousers and one hand holding a tin of beer, whilst headbanging slightly and without feeling any sort of shame in doing any of these.
MAN ROCK:
Back in Black - AC/DC
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
Driving South - The Stone Roses
Communication Breakdown - Led Zeppelin
Enter Sandman - Metallica
Songs which you consider may also be classed as "MAN ROCK" however consult a fellow "MAN ROCK" fan before officially trying to class a piece of music as "MAN ROCK".
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A person who is very gay and most of the time has foreskin
Person 1:look at that gay he is super gay and I bet he has foreskin
Person 2: what a rock man
Man Rock, the unofficially acclaimed genre name for heavy metal/ rock. Most Man Rock bands have a slight country voice with a harder twist and sometimes catchy lyrics. Heavy melodic guitar and drums that make a grow man emotional like they’re watching an naruto AMV from 2008. This includes bands like Nickleback, Five Finger Death Punch, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Godsmack. Men that listen to Man Rock most likely will be wearing metal mulisha fitted caps backwards to their eyebrows, most have a huskier build, XXL T-shirts or fitted T’s that have been worn for years, large puffy skate shoes like DC and DVS’s or sandals, and jorts with a wallet chain.
-Hey man do you listen to Breaking Benjamin??
- Nah man I don’t listen to Man Rock.
THE ROCK, MAN, WHO HAS BEEN WRONGED BY A CARELESS BLONDE IDIOT WITH A CONCERNING LEAGUE ADDICTION.
CURRENTLY SEEKING REVENGE.
I AM COMING FOR YOU, POLE.
The Rock Man
"Damn, that polish lady really stepped on those rocks."
"Oh shit, that's Rock Man's family, she better be careful, he is one badass rock."