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An awesome song, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, and performed by Elton John. It was also performed by William Shatner as a spoken-word interpretation. Shatner's performance has recieved a couple of parodies, the most famous probably being done by Stewie, in the cartoon Family Guy.
And I'm gonna be...... *puffs cigarette*... HIGH... as a kite..... by then.
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When a person gets high by themselves for the sake of being high.
Dude last night I only had a little weed left so I just stayed home.
"You Stoner"
Na, I'm just a Rocket Man
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Some fat man in Asia trying to nuke country and being hitler 2.0 and doing karate kick to a brick
rocket man means someone sand a nuke shape as their willy
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A person who is a user and dealer of illegal drugs. He may be able to control his use to a degree that allows him to function socially, however he does use regularly . His only "job" is selling drugs.
Eli is a real rocket man. He has anything you want.
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Donald trumps nickname for kim jong un
he definitely likes sending up rockets, doesn't he," referring to Kim.
"That's why I call him Rocket Man," Trump said.
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the sexual act of putting a butt plug in a gassy person, but they fart the buttplug out and it hits you in the eye
“it was hot, till she pulled a rocket man.”
“we hooked up, but the mood was ruined when she rocket manned”
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a sexual act of "double-fisting" a female with two handfuls of "pop rocks" and releasing them inside of the vaginal canal.
man 1: Dude i totally rocket manned Cindy last night!
man 2: how did that work out?
man 1: her vagina is still fizzling and popping!!
man 2: awesome!
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