This is what you call it when you are suffering from severe fecal impaction - feces that is compressed so much that it has turned into a hardened stone, difficult to pass, and often accompanied by blood.
"Dude, is everything ok? You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes!"
"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."
Another name for a toxic turd, piece of poop, or any other painful and/or unpleasant anal discharge.
When I eat a Chipotle burrito followed by fried ice cream, I get a massive Roger Stone.
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