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A member of the blue collar comedy group. Also known as "Tater Salad". Famous for appearing onstage with whiskey and cigarette. "Drunk in Public"
Ron White is fucking awesome!!
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The best comedian out of the Blue Collar Comedy Group. Known for wearing all black suits, smoking cigars and drinking scotch whiskey while on stage.
Ron White's signature line is, "They call me Tater Salad."
(Bill Engvall's is "Here's your sign", Larry's is "Git-r-done", and Foxworthy's is "You might be a redneck")
Most of his bits are about over priced things, being married, traveling, and stupid situations and/or people.
He has 3 CDs out:
- Tater Salad (his alias)
- Drunk in Public
- You Can't Fix Stupid
He is a brilliant comedian and very funny to listen to.
His only problem is that he's very slow on making new material.
"I got kicked off of the high school debate team for saying, "Yeah, well FUCK you!"
- Ron White
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Ron White is a famous comedian who is part of the Blue Collar Comedy team. During his standup, he often has a drink in his hand, but as he attempts to take a sip he keeps talking and never really takes that sip. It is fun to watch cuz he moves his mouth towards the glass, talks a little more, then moves in for what we think will be a sip but he doesn't sip.
Quit Ron Whiting and take a darn sip of that drink!
Real ugly and the least funniest of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
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A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."
Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.
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When Ron White (the comedian) was poor, he and his friend used to go to the 7-11 and gets 1 hotdog each, but, they would not only cover the frankfurters with toppings, they would fill the entire tray with a huge mound of chili, cheese, onions, peppers, etc, and grab a plastic fork and spoon. This was their one meal for the whole day!
Hey, let's go to the party store and get some Ron White wieners!
Yeah!
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