Roofed It

Something really cool, like when you get 100% or an epic fail...

You’re playing sport then you randomly kick a ball the opposite direction to the goal, but it somehow manages to bounce off everything and go in the goal, you "Roofed It".

Or when your mucking around and you throw something and it comes back and knocks you out you defiantly "Roofed it".

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Roof Roof

The word roof roof is the scientific definition that means shit will burn

lets roof that thing

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Roofing

While receiving a blowjob, continuously hitting and/or scraping the top of the giver's mouth.

I accidentally made my girlfriend gag last night because I kept roofing her.

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roofing

The act of climbing atop roofs, usually illegally, as a pastime.

Jabos and I went roofing last night, the cops nearly caught us!

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on the roof

getting it on while the guy is on top

"Hey Stacy, that worker was on the roof last night, and boy does he know how to use his tools!"

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Roof

That thing above your head as you sleep that protects you from the weather and flying monkeys. Not to be pronounced "Ruff" because only someone from the south with low levels of education would say something that asinine.

"Hey go up on the ruff", "What the fuck is a ruff you ignorant yankee?".

"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".

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Roof

1)A hat for a house
2)A lid for a house

'my house is nice and warm now that it has a new roof'

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