root oil

The white milky substance that your mom loves to suck out of my root

"got a headache? Come get some of (insert posessive form of username here) root oil.. just pull on this hose a few times then suck it out"

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James' Root Oil

Breakfast of champions

Nobody wants James' Root Oil.

Brown’s Root oil

It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...

Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee