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When your used condom sticks to the floor after a few days of lying there and you go to pull it up and it smacks you in the face.
My mom came over to help me clean and she got a rubber ducky.
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a duck-shaped piece of rubber that literally stalks you in the shower
Guy1:time to shower
Rubber Ducky: GO ON, IM WATCHING
A really catchy, and funny song!!!!!!!!!!
The Rubber Ducky Song
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo
((Look it up on the net! Its really a good song to listen to!!!))
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The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.
While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.
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Getting a handjob in the shower.
She gave me a rubber ducky last night.
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The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.
While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.
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When a male takes a hold of his testicles and penis and pulls them out together, making the figure of a rubber ducky.
Yo, is that a rubber ducky on your crotch, man?
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